The Depraved Dances of Taram Zhod
Taram Zhod is one of the hottest dancers on the planet, and he has millions of female fans. But two of them are a royal painQueen Gelydia and Queen Scaldera. Each one claims to be the rightful ruler of the United Realms of Mariga and both are desperate to win public approval, using any means necessary. Hoping to score a propaganda coup, Scaldera orders her soldiers to kidnap Taram and bring him down South for a command performance, but Gelydia sends her own army to intercept them, vowing that Taram will dance to HER tune instead. Taram has no desire to be a pawn in a civil war, but with two sets of soldiers on his trail, as well as alien gangsters, foreign assassins and absinthe-guzzling socialites, he''''''''ll really have to keep on his toes if he hopes to stay one step ahead of them all.