"Okay it's like this . You make friends with this loser bloke; you bring him into your house; you give him your dinner, your ciggies and your expensive beer. And he's not satisfied with that. Hey, he wants your wife too; plus he also wants you locked away in a nut house. He wants your wife pretty badly you know. How would you like this sucker to get his just dessert. ? Now tell me how would you like this sucker to get his just dessert ? Tell me."
Never trust a crime writer - his imagination might just come alive.