"It's Not Going To Be Okay... But That's Okay" True (Mostly Humiliating) Stories Ripped From My Upside Down Life (PRODUCT BUNDLE)
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THIS FUNNY BOOK "is" about stand-up comedian's (Burt Teplitzky) humiliating life stories. However, it's MORE about making you laugh and feel better about your life's challenges. Everything in this book is 100% true, unfortunately for Burt... haha on him.
When you buy this hilarious pdf book you will receive 26 personal stories that are funny and sad but at the same time, but you will definitely laugh a lot and feel better about your life as soon as you start reading this...so it is a really funny comedy and self-help book, and the only person you will laugh at and feel sorry for is Burt..."But That's Okay." You will read chapters that are short stories with titles such as Harmless, My Eulogy, Akiko Jail, Cigar Girl, Even Killers have Bad Days (Burt has a Ca. Real Estate Brokers License (shameless plug) and had an unusual experience, to say the least), etc. This book is also an audio book (almost 8 hours) read by the author, Burt himself.
Take a look at Burt's brief the CBS affiliate interview: http://imdb.to/2chrNcy. And you can learn more about Burt at: amazon.com/author/burtteplitzky
ALSO, with your "thank you for your purchase" email you will also receive a dropbox download link with Burt's additional comedy product related downloads worth approximately $500 if purchased separately. What an amazing deal!
FULL REFUND: If you are not happy with the book fro any reason you can request a refund within 30 days of purchase for a FULL refund and keep the products as a gift in exchange for your suffering and mental anguish.
With this purchase you will receive:
1. "It's Not Going To Be Okay, But That's Okay" PDF book (approx. 82k words) AND mp3 audio book (8 hours). This book (82k words) includes 26 short stories ripped from my life such as "Cigar Girl," "Ricki Lake Made Me do It," " My Eulogy (An Advance Copy)," and many more funny stories that will make you laugh and feel better about your difficult and crazy situations from all walks of life. Again, here is a brief interview about the book from a CBS affiliate: http://imdb.to/2chrNcy Here is an audio sample: http://imdb.to/2dzzNF2io
2. "Sell It with Humor" PDF book (approx. 45k words) and mp3 audio book (3.5 hours). This book teaches you how to use humor for success in your important presentations. CEO's, business owners, sales professionals, teachers, etc. use this book to improve their presentations and to sell more...and to get more dates. Here is a sample from a corporate Keynote gave (you can hire him you know:)). Sell It With Humor keynote: https://youtu.be/D2Sa9h8VTOA. And, here is CBS affiliate short "Sell It With Humor" book TV interview: https://youtu.be/EUnyFPKXFpU.
3. "Stand Up For Your Success" PDF book (approx. 45k words), mp3 audio AND video (5 total "live" hours of audio AND video). This book has 52 success related weekly newsletters and eight personal development segments ( delivered by different presenters) such as Communicate More Effectively Without Using a Bullhorn, How to Speak in Public Without Wetting Your Shorts, Secrets of Success From The Little Engine That could, and many more. The audio and video products were recorded "live" before a 100% SOLD OUT audience at the Hollywood IMPROV Comedy Club. Here is a keynote sample from a corporate presentation Burt gave: http://imdb.to/2cAbN6e
4. "Sell It With...Humor Gems" pdf book within proven humor gems (sort of like customized funny jokes that can make you money) to be told at parties or to be used in your presentations (sales, speaking, weddings, parties, etc). They are CLEAN GEMS and will be sent to you in print and in mp3 audio (3 hours-basic 101 and 11 Special Edition to close more sales). These are funny short stories that reinforce a point or a message and have proven punchlines. The print book comes with it! Here is aTV commercial for the humor gems book that ran: http://imdb.to/2cVDTpV
5. "Comedy On Wry" (three full episodes) stand-up comedy shows with top comedians ( mp3 audio and mp4 video three episodes at 45 minutes each). These three episodes were taped with three cameras at the World Famous Canter's Deli in Hollywood, in the Kibitz Room, and feature some of the best in stand-up comedy. Some of this stand-up is rated "R" for "ridiculously" funny! Here is a sample of the shows: https://youtu.be/FVfapt4ZiXI
6. "Signature Bits" is a stand up comedy "live" event. 65 minutes filmed and recorded at the World Famous Canters Deli in Hollywood, Ca. Inside the iconic Kibbitz Room. Stand up comedians refer to their best personal material as their "signature bits." and that's what you are getting. 17 different comedians each performed about 3 minutes and 30 seconds and this is the video version.
And, this download link is yours to keep as new stuff (book reading, podcasts, etc.) is added from time to time...and "YOU" will have access to it at NO additional charge. Like these recently added:
PODCASTS: 1) Attention Deficit Order from "Geeknation.com (discussing Burt's Books)" 60 minutes, 2) Maddie Patrick: "This is Your Mother Calling" (About Burt's books) 20 minutes
Enjoy, and if you request a refund I will personally find you and will read each book to you word for word until you change your mind and purchase again:)
Please know that we do want you to enjoy Burt's vast comedy products for one low price. Also, please know these products are all 100% copywritten (C) and the links and products are protected and are NOT legally permitted to be shared with anyone but the buyer without written permission from the author. That is easy, just ask Burt at email@example.com. He's not a bad guy...well, some say that.
Thank you for considering purchasing Burt's product. To learn more about Burt go here: amazon.com/author/burtteplitzky
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