Rabbit Ears: The Complete Third Season
6 Full Episodes of Rabbit Ears All At Once!
Vicky's Big Charade
When the gang decides to watch the Cary Grant/Audrey Hepburn classic spy thriller "Charade," Dan realizes that he has the same exact Luftansa bag as used in the film.
However, his confession leads to exploring the contents of the bag. As the mystery behind what each member of the household is really doing there unfolds, tensions build...and one member of the gang will leave...never to be seen again!
Captain Calamity Meets Magenta Man
Arg maytee! It's time to find some buried treasure!
Dan has landed the gang jobs at his dad's stove shop, but instead of working they get "Lost At Sea" with the swashbuckling heroics of Captain Calamity! Who is Captain Calamity you might ask? We also asked that question. A lot. Apparently nobody in the film is actually named Captain Calamity. But don't let that spoil the fun! It's a pirate movie, so obviously there's buried treasure, right? Nope. No actual treasure either. But there are tons of pointless musical numbers!
Dragnet - The Teddy Bear Invasion
Dan decides to play hooky from work to do a police ride along. What police officers would allow such a thing? None other than Sgt. Friday and Officer Gannon! Meanwhile, back at the shop, the gang watch 3 episodes of the classic television show Dragnet: The Big Betty. The Big Seventeen and The Big Break
Demand to hear "Just the facts!" Grab some hot dogs, some milk and anything else you might have purchased (depending on which state you live in)! It's time for another wild ride with Sgt. Friday!
Space Battles In A Place Far Far Away
Before Jar Jar Binks became the most hated name in science fiction, there was "Space Odyssey!" Yes, the 1978 rip off of a beloved George Lucas masterpiece is back and ready for the Rabbit Ears gang to...well....umm....be very, VERY confused (as you will also be).
Come to the dark side of film making and enjoy this crazy romp of spaceships with lazers, robots with a suicide pact, a hero who just wants to do acrobatic flips, a weird sort of wizard who apparently has no powers except opening his liquer cabinet....and lots and lots (seriously, A LOT) of other characters who you won't be able to keep straight or even understand!
Sherlock Holmes Goes To Prom
After reliving some of the most painful prom memories imaginable in the short "Prom: It's a Pleasure!" the gang settles down for the main feature: "Sherlock Holmes: Dressed to Kill."
Although the title makes the movie seem mysterious and deadly...it basically centers around an auction house that seems to only sell music boxes. And all of the boxes play the same tune. Oh boy do they all play the same tune. The same tune over and over and over again. The same annoying, prerecorded...did we mention annoying?
Gunfighters On 33rd Street
Howdy ho buckaroos! Get ready for the wildest film in the wilderness! When they hear the classic western "Gunfighters" is about to air on channel 62, the entire gang gets into the fun!
In Gunfighters, we're treated to the story of Brazzos Cain, who decides in the first scene to stop becoming a Gunfighter. Why is the movie called "Gunfighters," you ask? Great question!
Approx. Total Run Time: 9 hours, 45 mins.