Don't Tip the Waiter...
Continually referred to as “The Onion meets the restaurant industry,” the publication Don't Tip the Waiter was only available until now to waiters, waitresses, and bartenders in the Detroit area. Now, for the first time ever, this new, 100% original eBook -- based on the same restaurant industry satire hit -- is available to everyone, everywhere.
This exclusive eBook contains FOUR FULL ISSUES, including the content, photos, and layout of our popular print publication, so even if you’ve retired your apron or never taken a drink order in your life, you can enjoy a peek at the hilarious news and events surrounding the people who serve us at our favorite restaurants.
Read the complete stories behind headlines such as:
*Waitress Having Affair With Manager Still Can't Get Weekend Off
*Restaurant Manager Gives Sexual Favors As Performance Bonuses
*Special Report: Subway’s Jared Was Never Overweight
*Waitress Remains Calm After Guest Complaint; Wisely Turns To Voodoo Instead
*Waiter Admits: “Yes…I Spit In Your Food”
*PMS New Number One Restaurant Killer
*Breaking News: Are Gays Working In Restaurants?
*Servers Complain Black Bartender Is "Stealing All The White Chicks"
*Hostess Fears Lack Of Respect/Sleeping Around Related
*“Five-Second Rule” Not Okay With Health Inspectors
*Get Off Your Damn Soapbox And Bring My Soup, Bitch
*Plus, our regular columns: "Ask the Waiter," "Reader Mail," Restaurant Horoscopes, and much, much more!
"Serves up laughs...offers some much-needed comic relief." --Detroit's Metro Times
"It's possible this might be a little bit of genius." --Something Requisitely Witty and Urbane (srwu.net)
"F#%*ing hilarious!" --Jillian F., former waitress, Nashville, TN
While the publication is all satire, the content is based on very real experiences, and starting right now, you don’t have to be in the restaurant industry or live in our distribution area to enjoy this one-of-a-kind publication.
*You will read about how TGI Friday’s plans to abandon their one-day-a-week operating format and stay open the entire week
*You’ll feel for the poor waitress with the newly pierced tongue who is continually mistaken for retarded
*And you will run out to apply at the restaurant where General Manager Lisa Blanco gives sexual favors as performance bonuses (“While everyone else is looking outside the box,” said dining room manager Larry Ward, “we’re all looking inside hers.”)
Now you can join the tens of thousands of readers from all walks of life who've discovered that Don't Tip the Waiter truly is "your restaurant's premium news source."